21
Jan

How to make Rubber Gloves?

   Posted by: Smak Leo   in Stupidity

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.

“No, I don’t,” she replied.

“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building… in Canada with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes. They walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.”

She didn’t crack a smile.

“Oh, well. I tried,” he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

“What’s so funny?” he asked

“I was just envisioning how condoms are made!”

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