The Sun Newspaper Reported:
A 13-year-old boy from Britain, no taller than four feet, has fathered a baby girl, The Sun reports.
New dad Alfie Patten and girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, 15, had sex just once, says Alfies father, Dennis, but thats all it takes.
While dad admitted the boy doesnt understand the enormity of his situation, he says his son seems desperate to be a responsible and devoted father. “He could have shrugged his shoulders and sat at home on his PlayStation. But he has been at the hospital every day.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.
He told how he and Chantelle, 15, decided against an abortion after discovering she was pregnant.
The shy lad, whose voice has not yet broken, said: I thought it would be good to have a baby.
I didnt think about how we would afford it. I dont really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
“Do you know how they make these gloves?” he asked.
“No, I don’t,” she replied.
“Well,” he spoofed, “there’s a building… Read the rest of this entry »
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.
If you do not mind me saying,’ stated the second, ‘that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?’
I regret I cannot’, lamented the first Arab. ‘It is permanently stuck in my ass.’
‘I do not understand,’ said the other.
The first Arab says, ‘I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, ‘I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one wish.’
I said, ‘No shit?’
Its a really very stupidity, i ever have seen. I’m not sure, is he trying to make fun or else?
What is special about the Christmas alphabet?
It has NO EL.What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
He likes to ho-ho-ho.How does Santa Claus take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid. Read the rest of this entry »
President Bush faces a SHOE-ATTACK in Baghdad – Iraq today Dec. 15th,2008.
President Bush ducked a shoe thrown at him during a press conference In the Iraqi prime ministers office. Bush wasnt hit by the shoe which sailed over his head. I did a little remix to it cuz it was so funny at his reaction LMBO!!!!
DO you like to keep Nipples like this Guy.;)
Check it out – duh
1. A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men… Read the rest of this entry »
for more funny, stupid and banned commercial videos please click below…
Who is intellectual and who is Stupid?
I hope, you’ll enjoy this stupid stuff from famous movie Ice Age or Ace Age. Not sure… hahaha
How Stupid I’m 
This is really a Stupid and Funny Blog.
What a Stupid Funny Guy 
(5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5) (5.00 out of 5)
GuestBook RSS Feed