Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Toronto, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.

If you do not mind me saying,’ stated the second, ‘that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don’t you take it out?’

I regret I cannot’, lamented the first Arab. ‘It is permanently stuck in my ass.’

‘I do not understand,’ said the other.

The first Arab says, ‘I was walking along Bloor Street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in Canadian Flag attire with a white beard and cowboy hat came boiling out. He said, ‘I am Captain Canada , the Genie. I can grant you one wish.’

I said, ‘No shit?’