Archive for November, 2008

Nov

Toilet Paper – Stupid Joke

Posted by: Smak Leo in Jokes

There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, “man i really gotta take a dump.” he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said “There is no toilet paper… You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you.”

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

Tags: dirty, joke, paper, shit, toilet

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Nov

Funny Nipple’s stupidity

Posted by: Smak Leo in Fun, Stupidity

DO you like to keep Nipples like this Guy.;)
Check it out – duh

Tags: Fun, Girls, guy, Long, Nipple

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Nov

Barack Obama in Bollywood

Posted by: Smak Leo in Fun

Can you imagine what’ll happen if Barack Obama joins Bollywood.
Let’s see

Tags: Barack, Bollywood, Interesting, Obama, Song

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Nov

Joke Joke Joke

Posted by: Smak Leo in Jokes, Stupidity

1. A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men… Read the rest of this entry »

Tags: funny, joke, sexual, sexy, stupid

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Nov